Green Eggs and Waaaiiiillll!

Pleasing a cranky baby is like acting out Green Eggs and Ham:

Do you like it in the car? Do you like when we drive far?

No, I do not like it in the car. I do not like to be driven far.

Do you like it in the sling? Are you happy in the swing?

No, no, no, I do not like it, no I don't. I will not sleep, no, no I won't.